Turn-ons: Brains, critical thinking, and the realization that regurgitating someone else's ideas in your own words isn't a sign of intelligence. And tokens, of course. though "What turns me on" answers like "money, generosity" literally make me sick:).

Turn-offs: I hate when people beg for stuff, expecting me to do it for free. Go down to Galochka's local kiosk to showcase your talents there.